australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again
Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water
u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????
u think youre safe at a car wash???
HOW ABOUT RAIN?????
U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????
YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!
GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to say
I am better than I was.
I will be better than I am.